Iím writing this Happs from the wide open road.
My carcolepsy (car-induced narcolepsy) momentarily subdued, I decided to
take this chance to put pen to paper. Iím accompanying two friends to
Santa Rosa (CA) to secure a chicken coop that they purchased on
I, however, have my own agenda. Iím trying to hunt down a copy of Zack
and Wiki: Quest for Barbadosí Treasure for the Wii.
Disappointmentville had turned up nothing, so I thought that venturing
outside of its depressing grip might yield better results. I was sadly
mistaken, as I hit a dead end, but I donít know what I was expecting
from Best Buy and Target. Still, itís terrifying to see
Disappointmentville slowly but surely wrap its rotten mouth around such
a big city as Santa Rosa. I fear that, before too long, Iíll be a
resident of the United States of Disappointment. Or you could say that I
already am, with the way this administration is handling things.
So Jeff is on his hiatus, as you could surely tell from the crudely
drawn comic. His hiatus
couldnít have come at a worst time, as Call of Duty 4, Super Mario
Galaxy, and Assassinís Creed all hit in the next two weeks. Add that
to my list of recently acquired games, like Zack and Wiki (which I
finally found at Gamestop), The Simpsons Game, and Ace Combat 6, and
things are getting pretty ridiculous. I feel like Iím a squirrel
storing nuts for the winter, expect Iím storing videogames instead of
nuts, and instead of winter, itís the zombie apocalypse.
Oh man, I hope itís the zombie apocalypse.