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It’s that time again! What time is that? My
favorite time: time to make fun of Nick! As the title of the comic would
suggest, these retellings are accurate. Nick says crazy shit all of the
time. He tells crazy lies that would usually result in heavy scolding,
except he’s Nick, so it’s more akin to a little kid saying a curse
word. You know it’s not right, but it’s too damn hilarious and
adorable to get mad over. Nick’s a delicate flower, that one.
Jeff informs me that he’s added more artwork to his portfolio. Jeff
probably lies more than Nick, so if you do decide to check out his sketchbook,
be prepared for disappointment.
I picked up The Orange Box for Xbox 360 on Wednesday and Logan and I had
a big argument over whether I should have abandoned all of my Xbox Live
friends in favor of the “true” PC version. At least I think it was
Logan that I was arguing with. The man rode atop a horse whose legs
ascended into the clouds. I couldn’t clearly see the mysterious rider
of that high horse, but I recognized the tone in his voice; the tone of better than you.
So what’s with all these new fall TV shows being so fantastic? I
don’t have time for this! Just off the top of my head, I’m really
enjoying Pushing Daisies, Life, Journeyman, and Reaper. I’m also fond
of Carpoolers, but it’s still up in the air which way that could go.
There’s also a flood of returning quality television such as Dexter,
House, The Office, Heroes; I could go on. I thought Bionic Woman turned
out to be pretty shitty, which is great, because I don’t have time for
it!
Oh Prison Break, you started out with such promise. I can’t even tell
what you’ve become. Though I still love you, your premise has been
altered in my mind. You are now called Prison
Break Squad, and you are about a squad of whip-smart convicts that
live to break out of prisons the world over, while a nutty former-FBI
agent tries to throw a wrench in your plans, but he’s too fucking
crazy to sabotage anything other than himself.
Prison Break Squad airs Mondays on Fox!
-Dylan
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