I installed some anti-spam mods on our forum because I’m so damn smart. Hopefully that will cut down on the spam tremendously, given those who haven’t checked out our forum even more reason to do so! Get on with it, already!

For those who follow politics, specifically the democratic race, the Ohio and Texas primaries are next Tuesday. These are a pretty big deal. In fact, we may have a definite democratic nominee come next week’s update. And if it’s not Obama, this site will no longer exist, as I will have burned the internet to the ground.

My efforts to learn guitar are going surprisingly well. I say surprisingly because I have the dexterity of a sloth. My taking up the guitar inspired Nick to do the same. Unfortunately for him, he can’t move his fingers like a normal human being. The last two frets on Guitar Hero are completely out of the question to him. It’s not that he isn’t quick enough; it’s that he can’t physically bend his ring finger or pinky. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with him. Jeff also recently expressed interest in learning the gee-tar, but fuck that. I’m sick of living in that rat bastard’s shadow. Guitar is mine.

I want to congratulate KC Green over at Rumblo.com. I’ve mentioned him a few times in the Happs. His site is back up now, but it was down earlier, because it got so popular he done broke his server at NightGig. Good job KC!

So today marks the end – of sorts – of the speed dating storyline. We may – or may not! – follow it up with an epilogue. We just don’t know yet. That’s how flexible and professional we are. We can change at a moment’s notice, like someone who’s bi-polar.