I'm in Washington this week; the state, not the capital. And I'm
visiting the president; not of the US, but the president of my
family: my mom! Democracy is awesome.
As you may have noticed, we took a short little 2 week hiatus
while Jeff focused on other projects and I focused on not writing
comics. Jeff put up some side-splitting Justice
League fan fiction in the "other comics" section, so
feel free to check that out to get some comic goodness in ya'.
Washington is called the "Evergreen State", but really
it's America's saddest state. The sun doesn't actually come here,
but instead bypasses it completely by curving downwards towards
Arizona. That's also why Alaska is frozen and can't support life.
It's science, people.
Did you know that Washington residents have an average life span
of seven years before killing themselves?
Now Oregon is a roadtripper's dream. Beautiful forests, full
service gas, and no statewide sales tax! They make up for the last
one by charging more property tax, but if you're just passing
through, it doesn't affect you. You're just ruining Oregon for the
people who live there. But I don't care about those people, so go