Itís another edition of Things That Are
Happening Ė or as we like to call it Ė THE HAPPS!!!!
So whatís the Happs? Well, for starters,
the comic. The comic is happs right this minute. Itís an
epilogue of sorts to the whole speed dating story that we did and
it features everyoneís favorite rhyming hot dog salesman, Chef
Chuck. I like to call him Chuck Dick because I canít understand
things and my brain doesnít function like everyone elseís.
Now for some sad news. Hillary Clinton won
both the Texas and Ohio primaries yesterday, keeping the race
between her and Obama really close, though I believe Obama still
leads in delegates. If Obama had won yesterday, it very well could
have cinched the nomination for him. I really want him to knock
Hillary down and ride her like a surfboard all the way to the Oval
Office. When does that happen?
Now for some more sad news. Due to a sudden
spike in activity for Jeff, there will be no comic next week. This
is a plus for me, as Super Smash Bros Brawl hits next week and
Iím just going to play that until I pass out from awesome.
Now for some great news! When we come back on
March 20th, weíll be showing a special 3D iMax
live-action version of Disappointmentville to coincide with the
release of our new 3D pop-up book. Keep in mind, I havenít
cleared ANY of this with Jeff, so nothing is for sure. Just
remember that if it doesnít happen, itís just because Jeff
isnít onboard with it.