It is very hard to type the Happs when you
have a cat trying to sabotage your every move. I’m housesitting
for a friend of mine and it’s like an animal dystopia. Inside
the house I have to deal with three “indoor kitties” and one
Chihuahua; outside the number of cats reaches well into the tens
of thousands. And then there’s a rabbit and a chicken.
One cat in particular – the aforementioned
saboteur – is a little too smart for my liking. When he hops up
on the computer table, he seems to go directly for the mouse,
using his head to force me into clicking wildly, and the keyboard,
where he sprawls out across it, causing my screen to scroll around
and highlight random words. Perhaps he thinks he is a keyboard? If
that is the case, he is clearly broken, as typing on his stomach
makes nothing appear on screen. I’m throwing this keyboard cat
into the garbage.
So the Chef Dylan storyline is officially
over and I think we’re going to do at least a few “random”
installments before jumping into another one. Logan posted on the
forums a while back about he didn’t much care for the
storylines, which exploded into an all out mutiny. The forums be
“Mutiny” is being over dramatic, of
course. Jeff and I agree with a lot of the criticism we get and
we’re always trying to hone our comedic talent. I’m going to
hone it into a sharp blade and stick right between Logan’s eyes.