This weekís installment is a comic that I
wrote a while back while I was looking into cell phone plans. I
have terrible credit, so prepaid was what I needed, but I
couldnít find a prepaid plan that fit my needs. As a result,
this comic was born.
So I conquered GTA IV. Iím surprised that
it took me this long, considering how excited Iíve been about
it. I mentioned a few weeks ago that it was the best game I had
ever played. Now, 2 weeks later, after my initial hype has waned
and Iíve put twice as much time into, I still stand by my
judgment. The campaign was an amazing experience, and even though
Iím done with it, thereís still a wide variety of things to do
in the game. And even after I do those things and complete it
100%, the amount of fun you can have just dicking around is
unparallel in the video game world.
When I first heard they were making a
live-action Speed Racer movie, I thought it was a neat idea. I
didnít watch the cartoon a lot as a kid, but I was aware of it,
so there was some nostalgia there. As the movie loomed closer and
closer, I lost interest. Then, I saw Iron Man, and I no longer
gave half a shit. Iím glad that movie bombed.
I have roughly two days left in this
animal-infested hellhole. I talked about my situation here last
week and it prompted Google Ads like ďDoes Cat Pee
No, but dog does.