5/22/08 "Milk Drunk"

Memorial Day weekend is coming up and thatís always a big time for Lake County. I remember from my days at Sentry Market (yes, I used to work there with Jeff) how insanely busy the store would get from people pouring in from all over. Jeffís work schedule was switched around so that he would be there on Saturday to keep the dairy department freshly stocked as party goers loaded up on milk.

Wait what?

Anyhoo, I saw Iron Man again and I enjoyed it even more the second time. I guess that means itís awesome.

Last night I downloaded the first episode of Penny Arcade Adventures: On The Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness. Iíve been excited for a while and Iím not disappointed at all. In fact, Iím pleasantly surprised. I expected the game to carry the same style of humor as the comic due to Tychoís writing, but I wasnít sure what to expect of the actual gameplay itself. I like it.

I always thought that jewel-encrusted pigs would fly out of my asshole before I ever got excited over American Idol, but it seems that just the opposite has happened. That David Cook is a badass-and-a-half, am I right, girls?

I sure hope that jewel-encrusted pigs donít fly out of my asshole.